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|1-National Lottery Joke
By Fatman John
Heres a good way to make someone think they have won the National
Lottery. You`ll will need:
1. A victim, make sure they are not of the suspicous type
2. A video recording of the lottery program from the week before
The next thing to do is buy a lottery ticket with the 6 winning numbers
from the week before. Attempt to replace your victims ticket with it or
give him it. When the lottery program is about to start put the video
on (make sure your victim doesn`t konws this). If you have a display on
your video and the word play can be clearly seen then cover it up with a
book or something.
I might help if you watch the video beforehand so that you know when
someone is about to say the date, if this happens you can talk over it.
When the draw takes place he will release that his has all 6 numbers and
go wild. Join in with him and try to act surprised. Do let him ring
the number on the back of the ticket just yet, get him to go down to the
local and buy everyone a round of drinks. After that you can tell him
the bad news.
This is untested and I belive that alot of things can go wrong, he could
notice the date on the lottery ticket for example. Please note that I
take no responsiblty for from any injurie you suffer after testing this.
If anyone does test this I would like to know how they got on and if
they are still friends with the victim.
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